your thong is hanging out like whoa
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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