omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
