his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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