Dual....:-)
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She bit a glass in half.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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