I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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