That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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