i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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