What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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