I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My vagina just recognized that song.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Boobs speak an international language.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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