bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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