like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
did i just pee glitter
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
