How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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