apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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