he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm at about main and main street
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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