I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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