Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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