Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
just found out that she named her cat after me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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