Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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