My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
