: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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