what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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