no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Randomize
