Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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