Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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