This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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