so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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