This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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