Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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