69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The air taste purple.
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