love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Say something about gay babies.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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