Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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