I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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