I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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