She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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