She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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