he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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