I wannas sexs uuuuu
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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