I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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