but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
