I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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