how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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