another moral hangover. fuck.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
