Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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