Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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