Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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