their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're so nebulous sometimes
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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