This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You did what with his pubic hair?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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