Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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