ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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