I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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