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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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