who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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