She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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