Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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