So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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