She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day