Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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