margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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