So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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