doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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