she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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